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Found this lying somewhere in my email. I thought it might help out some of us hopeless romantics. Don't hesitate to add your own open source code to it, enjoy [code=cpp] #include STD ISD PCO.h #include love.h #define Cute beautiful_lady main() { goto college; scanf(100%,&ladies); if(lady ==Cute ) line++; while( !reply ) { printf(I Love U); scanf(100%,&reply); } if(reply == "Buzz off!") main(); // go back and repeat the process else if(reply == SANDAL ) exit(1); else if(reply == I Love U) { lover =Cute ; love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover)); } goto restaurant; restaurant: { food++; smile++; pay->money = lover->money; return(college); } if(time==2.30) goto cinema; cinema: { watch++; if(intermission) { coke++; Popecorn++; } } if(time ==6.00) goto park; park: { for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001) kiss = kiss+1; } free(lover); return(home); if(time ==9.30) goto pub; pub: { friends++; party++; booze++; smoke++; if(pub.close()) { pay->bill; come->out; } } if (highly->intoxicated) goto friendsroom; else { sweetpan++; polo++; goto home; } friendsroom: { goto sleep; } home: { if(mom.shouts()) { reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday); say->reason; } if(dad.shouts()) shut->yourmouth; call->lover; if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice)) { hang++; } else if(phone->voice==lover->voice) { for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001) { say->ILuvU; scanf(100%,&reply); /* I Love U already stored in reply */ } } goto sleep; } sleep: { *(dream)=love; } } |
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RyeGye24 says |
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Nice. |
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- Author's History - 10 March, 2007 |
hail, bonk bonk god of power says |
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lol ok | |||||
- Author's History - 10 March, 2007 |
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Isomorph says |
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I use logic. I ask her. "If I ask your to go out with me, will you answer the same as to this question?" Think a little about that. |
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- Author's History - 10 March, 2007 |
Jawad Shuaib says |
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^haha. That's smart! Bertrand Russel and Kurt Godel would be proud. | |||||
- Author's History - 10 March, 2007 |
RyeGye24 says |
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Ha Ha, Karma++ for the logics Isomorph! | |||||
- Author's History - 10 March, 2007 |
Lacey says |
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Awwww | |||||
- Author's History - 10 March, 2007 |
Ati says |
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Ha Ha. That's a great one. |
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- Author's History - 11 March, 2007 |
Sabina says |
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kewl !! | |||||
- Author's History - 12 March, 2007 |
Isomorph says |
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Thanks for the karma !! Yes logic can get your a date. And math can make your rich and good looking. |
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- Author's History - 12 March, 2007 |
Ati says |
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Well, rich anyway. | |||||
- Author's History - 12 March, 2007 |
J3nnif3r says |
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Sweet! Though I don't think that Math will make you good looking... | |||||
- Author's History - 15 March, 2007 |
oilaven! says |
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Math in the percentage of alcohol consumption will... | |||||
- Author's History - 19 March, 2007 |
Ati says |
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Well, the percentage of alcohol consumption, divided by body weight and added to '-(alcohol tolerance / body weight) ". There are other factore to consider, but that should give you a rough estimate |
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- Author's History - 19 March, 2007 |
RyeGye24 says |
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wow, I think 6 might be the highest karma for an individual post. | |||||
- Author's History - 19 March, 2007 |
Ati says |
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It's not. I think that's around 8 or so. But its much higher than most. |
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- Author's History - 19 March, 2007 |
J3nnif3r says |
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LIQUER! ME WANT LIQUER! Me and Hannah are sleeping round Gerri's house on Friday because it's her birthday and we are gunna get drunk...And revise for our SATS...at the same time.....which could be intrestinig.... | |||||
- Author's History - 20 March, 2007 |
Ati says |
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Just be sure to take pictures of your teachers face when you turn them in. | |||||
- Author's History - 20 March, 2007 |
J3nnif3r says |
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I'll remember that | |||||
- Author's History - 29 March, 2007 |
Ati says |
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Preferably in high resolution. | |||||
- Author's History - 29 March, 2007 |
RAMiN says |
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wow, man, that is awesome. | |||||
- Author's History - 02 April, 2007 |
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@J3nnif3r math can definetly make u good looking i know from experience |
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- Author's History - 03 April, 2007 |
Ati says |
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How so? | |||||
- Author's History - 03 April, 2007 |
J3nnif3r says |
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We just had a big Easter dinner and we are walking the dog in a min @Hello: I dought that |
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- Author's History - 08 April, 2007 |
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@Ati & J3nnif3r do you know this equation? Do you know how it looks like?: Is this not buetifull? If this simple math equation creates such a buitifully complex picture, just imagine what it can do for you. |
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- Author's History - 16 April, 2007 |
J3nnif3r says |
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I very much dought that a simple equation can make you "buetilull". Math can NOT make you beautiful. | |||||
- Author's History - 17 April, 2007 |
J3nnif3r says |
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"Buetifull"* |
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- Author's History - 17 April, 2007 |
Ati says |
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Actually, I'm not familiar with that equation Hello. | |||||
- Author's History - 17 April, 2007 |
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@ATi ok here the site where you can see this: http://www.pma.caltech.edu/~physlab/ph21_spring06/assignment-1.pdf look at the diagram on the second page. |
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- Author's History - 17 April, 2007 |
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@ATi ok here the site where you can see this: [link=http://www.pma.caltech.edu/~physlab/ph21_spring06/assignment-1.pdf] look at the diagram on the second page. |
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- Author's History - 18 April, 2007 |
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hmm sorry i dont know how to use the links | |||||
- Author's History - 18 April, 2007 |
J3nnif3r says |
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*Stares blankly at laptop screen* I still don't believe it. There is no secret formulae to make you beautiful. It's not even the slightst but logical to believe in it. The End Jen XxX |
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- Author's History - 18 April, 2007 |
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You might not belive, but maybe if i apply the superposition principle to some of these equations to create a better summation, or maybe use the fourier transfor i can come up with the equation of bueaty. Of course i dont have time to mess around w/ trivial equations. | |||||
- Author's History - 18 April, 2007 |
J3nnif3r says |
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*Stares blankly at laptop screen* Still not logical |
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- Author's History - 18 April, 2007 |
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ok, ya your right. But still, dont you see the beuty in numbers? | |||||
- Author's History - 21 April, 2007 |
J3nnif3r says |
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They are very preeeeeeeeeeedyful Hello | |||||
- Author's History - 21 April, 2007 |
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3 | |||||
- Author's History - 23 April, 2007 |
J3nnif3r says |
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3 is a very preeeedy number. | |||||
- Author's History - 24 April, 2007 |
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3 I like numb3rs |
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- Author's History - 25 April, 2007 |
Ati says |
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I'm partial 3.14159 myself. And 1.00794. | |||||
- Author's History - 25 April, 2007 |
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you do know that 3 is a link right ati? 3.14159265358979323... thats about all that i know by heart, i dont know beyond that. | |||||
- Author's History - 25 April, 2007 |
J3nnif3r says |
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I like the number 9. In french it's "neuf". | |||||
- Author's History - 25 April, 2007 |
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i like the number... wait i can't tell you my favorite number. As odd as it sounds, its too personal. | |||||
- Author's History - 25 April, 2007 |
Ati says |
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I like seven best, among the rational numbers. | |||||
- Author's History - 26 April, 2007 |
Fibonacci's Wench says |
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yes, seven and five are my favourite numbers... They are prominent in my life. my last name means seven in Italian and I was born on the 25th of the 5th 1985 at 5:55am |
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- Author's History - 26 April, 2007 |
J3nnif3r says |
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lol. Seven is a cool number But I still likesis neuf | |||||
- Author's History - 26 April, 2007 |
Ati says |
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Seven is perfect. IT's odd, it's a prime, and it's got all kinds of significance in literature. | |||||
- Author's History - 26 April, 2007 |
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i dont really like 7. i tend to like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 0 more. | |||||
- Author's History - 27 April, 2007 |
J3nnif3r says |
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Strange number people. I like 6 though. I was born on the 6th | |||||
- Author's History - 27 April, 2007 |
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_| 3 |\| |\| 1 |= 3 |>_ | |||||
- Author's History - 27 April, 2007 |
RyeGye24 says |
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I like 24 and actually, numbers can make you prettyful, because beauty is all about symmetry. Anyways, have you seen the thing: Anatomy of the Perfect Woman? or the number, 1.686 (I think thats it). |
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- Author's History - 27 April, 2007 |
J3nnif3r says |
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The number 23 is cool The movie is also good | |||||
- Author's History - 27 April, 2007 |
Ati says |
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A friend of mine had an idea for a parody of that. The number one. 1 times 2/3 = 0.666 Date the titanic went down: April 14, 1912 0.1 times 141,912 = 14, 191.2 Coincidence? Just keep telling yourself that. |
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- Author's History - 28 April, 2007 |
J3nnif3r says |
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David Beckham Real Madrid number 23 46 chromosomes 23 from each parent Hiroshima bomb dropped at 8:15 8+15=23 |
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- Author's History - 29 April, 2007 |
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294 | |||||
- Author's History - 03 May, 2007 |
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3.141592653589793238462 | |||||
- Author's History - 03 May, 2007 |
J3nnif3r says |
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I am special | |||||
- Author's History - 04 May, 2007 |
Ati says |
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oh? | |||||
- Author's History - 04 May, 2007 |
J3nnif3r says |
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Yes, yes I am | |||||
- Author's History - 07 May, 2007 |
Walter says |
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Ugly code. It doesn't seem C or C++. This code was possibly made by a person with a non-structured experience (coming from BASIC, for example) trying to learn C. I did a quick revision and made some changes. I think this is a more reasonable C version. [code=cpp] /* C89 version */ #include <stdio.h> #include <stdlib.h> #include <string.h> #include "love.h" #define Cute beautiful_lady void college(); void restaurant(); void cinema(); void park(); void pub(); void friendsroom(); void home(); void sleep(); int main(int argc, char *argv[]) { for (;;) { college(); scanf("%d",&lady); if(lady == Cute) line++; scanf("%s", reply); while(reply == NULL) { printf("I Love U"); scanf("%s", reply); } if(!strcpy(reply, "Buzz off!")) continue; /* go back and repeat the process */ else if(!strcpy(reply, "SANDAL")) exit(1); else if(!strcpy(reply, "I Love U")) { love = Cute ; lover = (heart*) malloc(sizeof lover); /* warning: may not be released */ } restaurant(); break; } return 0; } void college() { /* missing definition */ } void restaurant() { food++; smile++; pay(lover->money); college(); if(time == 14.5) cinema(); } void cinema() { watch++; if(intermission) { coke++; Popecorn++; } if(time == 18.00) park(); } void park() { for(time=18.5; time<=20.5; time+=0.001) kiss++; free(lover); home(); if(time == 21.5) pub(); } void pub() { friends++; party++; booze++; smoke++; if(pub.closed) { pay(bill); come(out); } if (intoxicated >= highly) friendsroom(); else { sweetpan++; polo++; home(); } } void friendsroom() { sleep(); } void home() { if (mom.shouts()) { reason = combinedstudy | projectwork | friendsbday; say(reason); } if (dad.shouts()) shut(yourmouth); call(lover); if ((phone->voice == lover_dad->voice) || (phone->voice == lover_mom->voice)) hang++; else if(phone->voice == lover->voice) { for (time=0.5; time<=1.5; time+=0.001) { say(ILuvU); scanf("%s", reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */ } } sleep(); } void sleep() { *dream = love; } |
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- Author's History - 10 March, 2008 |
rigorth says |
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You can also write it with bash, . | |||||
- Author's History - 25 March, 2008 |
poss says |
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haha popecorn | |||||
- Author's History - 25 March, 2008 |
J3nnif3r says |
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Pope what what? | |||||
- Author's History - 27 April, 2008 |
Ati says |
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Fluffy kernels with funny hats. Oh, and they're nazis. | |||||
- Author's History - 27 April, 2008 |
J3nnif3r says |
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What the? Nazi popcorn? *shudders* |
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- Author's History - 28 April, 2008 |
(Guest) codeneko says |
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> "If I ask your to go out with me, will you answer the same as to this question?" Let's look at some of possible answers to the question. 0. "yes": ok, fine. 1. "no": yeah, in binary world you can consider that as "yes" as well, but in real life there are also "go bother someone else" and OVER 9K other possible answers. 2. "ugh, what?": what would you do in this case? |
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- Author's History - 23 May, 2009 |
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