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Business - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received:
Heh, I say Jawad allows us to have access to the current source to start work on a beta version.
Shuzak Current Affairs - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 2
intellectualcoffee.com could be shortened to intellecafe.com or even intelcafe.com. Other ideas: brainbranded.com collabcafe.com mindnetwork.com paralleldiversity.com @Ati: I know what I am good at, making timing wonderful (development), maybe when I get back in March from boot camp, I'll be set, but by then you'll have a team assembled Email me with more information as it comes along? pirana0[at]gmail[dot]com
Shuzak Current Affairs - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
I think when I changed the files CHMOD it fixed.
Shuzak Current Affairs - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
[23:23] pirana0: Speak of the devil. [23:25] Aaron: Satanus [23:25] Aaron: That's latin for satan [23:25] pirana0: anus? [23:26] Aaron: The devil, also known as lucifer was said to once be an angel that was cast into hell for being defiant against god [23:26] pirana0: So... [23:26] pirana0: Yeah, that's a shitty story. [23:27] Aaron: You said speak of the devil [23:27] pirana0: You logical dick.
Internet - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
The meaning of life: simple and complex ideas, fears, habits, and behaviors that will affect an individual (physically, mentally, and spiritually) over a time line. When all is said and done, where you stand today is where life has brought you. Life will never have a straight forward meaning. Time defines life, meaning every moment has a different meaning than the one before.
Philosophy - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
UPDATE: I'll be leaving September 5th. I'll be gone 6 months. Good luck to all. - Josh H.
Life - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
The problem with the chat is that it pulls the data from a file called: rss.php (located @ http://www.shuzak.com/Chat/rss.php) I am unable to do anything with it since it has something to do with a file on the FTP server. I had access at one point, but I have since lost that login information.
Shuzak Current Affairs - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
I would try to fix it, but the code for this entire site is jumbled like I've never seen. By all means I would take the time to figure it out, but I just got on for a minute and am soon taking a shower.
Shuzak Current Affairs - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
Well I mean it in the way that consensual sex also needs to have love.
Evil - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
I wanted to reply to this subject a long time ago. But I've decided to finally post this due to recent events. Nothing is wrong with sex outside of marraige. If I could elaborate on that, true love is the only thing needed. Two people much share equal values on love. If they don't then it would be wrong to. And pornography is just meaningless sex on film. Do I define my morals on religion? No, not at all. Why do I define it how I do? Because I used to be the guy that would try to get some when I was in high school. I had the love of my life in 10th grade I thought then when that ended, I found a girl I could throw around and get what I wanted. And I kept feeding her bullshit time after time and after three months it came down to a big problem. I lost a lot of friends over the whole situation. Chicks dig a guy with a broken heart and I was using it to get what I wanted. And that whole experience made me realize women are not meant to be thrown around. Sexual promiscuity is for dull minds.
Evil - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 2
http://flickr.com/photos/pirana0
Flickr - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
Happy belated birthday Shuzak.
Shuzak Current Affairs - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
[15:11] migeto: wow [15:11] migeto: i just had kraft easy mac [15:11] migeto: nothing was easy about it [15:11] migeto: i did what the instructions said [15:11] migeto: and when it was in the microwave [15:11] migeto: it blew up [15:11] migeto: milk and noodles was all over the place [15:12] migeto: aand then when i added a bit more milk(because i lost more than 1/2 in the explosions) [15:12] migeto: and added the cheese [15:12] migeto: the cheesy became like [15:12] migeto: water [15:12] migeto: some goey parts [15:12] migeto: but mostly [15:12] migeto: cheesy milk [15:12] migeto: it was nasty [15:12] migeto: when i dipped my spoon and there and took it out [15:12] migeto: the cheese had stuck itself on the spoon [15:12] migeto: i had to scrape it off with my teeth [15:12] migeto: never again Kraft....never again [15:23] pirana0: Kraft macaroni and cheese [15:23] migeto: yeah [15:23] migeto: that f----r
Internet - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
If I do watch the TV it's the news. But I'm more of a computer chair tomato. But rarely that.
Home Theater Geeks - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
Your score is 30% You are not much of a terrorist. In fact, you really like the state. You probably dislike personal responsibility and have a strong distrust of other people to do the right thing. You think freedom should only be given by the state to people who agree with the state. Let it be known that these surveys blow. I consider myself a person who is strongly against the government but I don't act on my beliefs.
Law - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
Books/Reading - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received:
I have not played Starcraft myself. The only Blizzard games I ever played were Diablo and Warcraft II, but that has been over 5 years ago. I am interested in 'point and click' strategy games. This one looks promising, but I do plan on eventually playing it.
starcraft - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 2
How is your relationship with your parents? My parents have a decent relationship with me. I used to negate their thoughts lot of my choices. It's very steady now that I've moved out. how were your school years? or how ARE your school years? Elementary school is severely missed. Not worrying about anything. My parents and I got along well. My bi-polar during the middle school years was the worst. My parents severely disliked me. In high school my parents were most helpful in every situation. Any tips you'd like to share about how to stay friends with your parents while still doing what you want? Chill with your dad (or father figure) every once in awhile. Talk to your mom once in awhile.
Life - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
I wrote my post about 1984 at noon, then just got done submitting it, and you had posted this. I'm afraid I'll have to read the book before thoroughly replying to this matter.
Young Communist League - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 2
Sorry about that, but like mentioned above, I am not the reader type. I did not even notice the other threads until after I had posted this. It is a eerie coincidence to me.
Books/Reading - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
Carry over?
Test Community - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
This is working now! I can't believe I was hinting to Jawad to do this, when I have the ability.
Suggest Shuzak! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
Help! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received:
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Test Community - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
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Test Community - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
Test Community - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
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Test Community - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
Test Community - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
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Test Community - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
Comment remmeber?
Test Community - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
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Test Community - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
Here's an example setup. Basically the incoming cable modem from the ISP will plug into the uplink of a hub (or router). There will be anywhere between 4 - 8 outputs. You would put one output leading to your computer, and then another leading to your moms. You'll need a hub and 3 ethernet cables. I bought my current router for $20 at Walmart. Ethernet cables will run anywhere between $5 - $25 depending on length. Just look around and you'll eventually find a good deal on this setup.
Help! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 3
Hello and welcome back to the commuinty Jawad! The problems in those two files is none the less a CPU overload on a shared server. To build the community back up, we need to get things done which I have private messaged you about.
Shuzak Current Affairs - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
Which ISP do you have? The involvement of an ISP would be to find out the IP addresses of the DNS servers. It does not cost money to ask them for that information. Don't even worry about this now, but DNS servers can be found without even talking to support by going to (in Windows XP): Start > Run > type "cmd" > Press Enter > type "ipconfig /all".
Help! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
Hubs and routers are not the same but in your case a hub would be the better choice. 1.) Hubs are usually the cheaper of the two. 2.) Routers are basically configurable hubs. And yes that's why you would need 3 ethernet cables.
Help! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 2
I need to re-watch the first three and then see the two newest ones before I can even think about watching two more 3 hour movies.
Star Wars Lovers - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
I love Mitch Hedberg. I was gonna get a candy bar, and the button I was supposed to push was HH. So I went to the side, I found the H button, and pushed it twice. Fuckin' potato chips came out man. Because they had a HH button for Christ's sakes, you need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of HH. I did not learn my AA, BB, CCs. God God dammit dammit. I need to go to the Apartment Depot. Which is just a big warehouse with people standing around saying "Hey, we ain't gotta fix shit!" He died back in 2005. He is my favorite comedian.
Comedy - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 2
Let me send you pics for your personal collection, I hope they inspire you and give you a 'smile'. With lyrics like that it will make everyone laugh haha
Nerdcore - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
I have three pillows. One long pillow and two head pillows. I sleep on my side, my head on the two with one arm under them, my other arm is loosely just laying on the bed, and the long pillow is at my back.
Nocturnals - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
I know a great deal of psychology when I'm trying to help others, but when it comes to helping myself, it has a completely different result.
Psychology - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 3
I think I realized it when I had tried to be a part of every social group at school, but only felt comfortable/welcome in a group of geeks. That was 10th grade. It happens everyday though now. When I started getting tech questions. When I played in a Halo 2 tournament. When I took time to learn PHP. When I learned how to host a web server. When I bought my first domain. When I got a job coding PHP. When I began my interest in Web 2.0. When I joined Shuzak
What Is A Geek? - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
I'm sorry Rob, but you will never make slaves of the Shuzak women. THIS IS SHUZAK!
The holy church of Rob - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
Life - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received:
Rob: Define it, examine it, find out options and courses of actions, talk to people, read, research, and make your situation better. What I LOVE about "working the problem" is that when I am done and I have solved it.. I feel really great about it.. Your whole post is great, but I do like this the most. I do feel really great after solving the problem. By they way research is a my forte. Yue: I have the same problem. I think way to much. Ahh, someone like me. Makes me feel the least bit normal. Valerio: don't waste time arguing what will be the better choice, in this case the rule that work better is "do, then think". As of last night I had begun that. I noticed an awkwardness between some close friends because I kept talking about the possible results. And I noticed my overall mood was depressed so I have been just living it up until this big change. ATB: Its only until recently that I realized I'm only hiding behind those hobbies and that once I step back into the real world, all the pain and misery comes back. I have also recently realized I'm hiding from reality. I realize my choices are my problems more than ever at this moment. Ati: a bit of distraction can be a good thing to stave off depression. I started this Saturday. I've been out enjoying what I can. Days are going by faster this way. Once most of this is over, I can live out those long days once again, but for now it's better to have those distractions every day.
Life - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
Jesus because he can be resurrected.
Epic Hero Battles! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
MC Koga is semi-nerdcore artist. He has two songs about Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Carl is the Shit & Master Shake). Also I've been growing on Heart of a Girl by Jesse Dangerously.
Nerdcore - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
Like some of you might know I had bi-polar disorder which I have grown out of over time. When I was 15, I had begun my deeply thoughts about how I would commit my suicide. In sudden bursts I would threaten my parents I would do it. But never did commit to it. I have my personal reasons of why I didn't. Conclusion: Suicidal thoughts are measured by your self respect.
Philosophy - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
Error when calling girlfriend(). Too many arguments.
Jokes - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
What are defines a geek? Wikipedia says: A geek is an individual who is fascinated by knowledge and imagination, usually electronic or virtual in nature. What makes a community? Wikipedia says: A community usually refers to a sociological group in a large place. Combining them defines Shuzak. A group of sociological individuals who are fascinated by knowledge and imagination. ----- Now in all honesty, Shuzak's traffic decrease is noticable. Usually geeks tend to enjoy only one thing in common and that is imagination. Making a visual of that concept would continue forever. And then you get every geek wanting to share their favorite geek hobby. There are many unnoticed topics still sitting in the trash bin, just waiting for us to discover it. It's time to search, find, discover, learn, then move on. That is the perfect way to make Shuzak more active. Not creating new topic after new topic (which I am guilty of).
Suggest Shuzak! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
I'm dedicating this moment to BILL BILL BILL BILL!
Epic Hero Battles! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 4
Wouldn't that arouse Bill Nye? The bristles and all?
Epic Hero Battles! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
Lately it's been hectic. I've been going to bed at 1am - 3am. Waking up at 8am. Everyday even on weekends. The sleep cycle has won my body.
Nocturnals - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
I somehow have the urge to search Youtube for Pokemon episodes.
Pokemon - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
First day awakening. Final day amazing. Peacefully resting, I finalize my thoughts. Cold winter. Hot summer. Nuke, boom. Sunrise, sunset, stars amaze, comet burns.
Stories - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
I had an iPod shuffle but sent it out to a good friend.
Gadgets - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 4
Yes because I personally value life more than anything and if I were to take that away, I have defeated my values.
Life - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
Usually I will be polite and not do that. But I used to all the time. It's just a matter of how much I give a damn that day pretty much.
Life - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 3
No it's three sea shells, not a turtle shell and comes from a movie called Demolition Man. I scrunch by the way.
Life - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 3
Alright, a good option is to go with sites like Spreadshirt or Threadless since there will not be such a high demand at the moment. You create the shirts, they print them. You can also upload vector graphics for Tshirt designs
Suggest Shuzak! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
My advice is to get a nice, healthy obsession. Baseballs card, nanotechnology, building a rocket in your back yard, writing a novel, programming a videogame, I don't care. Just so long as keeps your mind from dwelling too long on your problems. I have many healthy obsessions. Music, skateboarding, guitar, etc. But when life has been my number one obsession (interest) for a long time that's all I can think about. You can't predict the results of every action you take - do your best, and try to make the most of it with the decisions you can control. Which is the current predicament I'm in now. I predicted this apartment would turn out great. Now I'm in over my head. This is honestly the worst decision of my life. Your life began when you were born. Attempting to draw an arbitrary line and say 'life will being when I move out', or 'life will begin when I get the job' will simply prevent you from appreciating everything before then. I do appreciate my past. Life is everything to me. I guess I meant "When does your true 'happy life' begin?" IT depends on whether you want to start over, and the effects that would have on those around you. Really the only people that would be affected would be my family, my few friends, my best friend going with me, and myself. And then all the people I meet in the future. This may be a permanent thing, but if I get closer and closer to the west coast, there are many jobs out there that mix my hobby and skill (Web 2.0 and social networking). I'm afriad I can't help you with your legal problems, as it's not my area of expertise. Maybe try talking to a lawyer. I am already on that. But if any one else does have an opinion please share.
Life - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 4
Firebug shows that http://www.shuzak.com/Ajax-2-Profile-XML.php is missing (404). Look into re-uploading that file maybe?
Shuzak Current Affairs - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 4
to lacey wasnt it Yes. I wasn't using it, joked around about giving it to her, and actually ending up sending it to her.
Gadgets - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 2
An entire tune up for my car.
Chit Chat - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
Spreadshirt does share revenue with the creator of the item. Jawad should email them. Maybe set up a premium account if they have them?
Suggest Shuzak! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
I meant that as astronomy.
Suggest Shuzak! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
@Brilala: I have noticed that geeks sometimes don't know how to act around women - they either get all nervous or monopolize the conversation, not cool. Quit calling me out! I'd agree it is hard for women to get comfortable in a male-dominant community because of geeky common social skills, but as geeks, we all have common interests such as astrology, math, coding, etc.
Suggest Shuzak! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
Year Zero is a good album. You're also able to listen to the entire CD on the nin: year zero site. By the way here is the complete list of sites used in the campaign (credit): http://www.uswiretap.com/71839J http://anotherversionofthetruth.com/forum.htm http://www.bethehammer.net http://www.iamtryingtobelieve.com http://www.105thairbornecrusaders.com http://www.consolidatedmailsystems.com/citizen_unknown http://www.churchofplano.com
Games - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
There is no need to leave the thread. I do understand the problems with guests posting, but there are ways to help moderate that kind of thing a lot easier. Understand, guests are as much as a part of the community than anyone. Anyone who visits a site or service is a potential user or referrer. I've sent several threads to people that aren't registered and they enjoy the content. I see it as this. If a guest was to see the content itself, they would eventually want to have a status within that subject. I specifically browsed the site to begin, because startups and social sites interest me. I realized Shuzak has a megaton of intelligent potential, so I signed up to actually have a member status of an overall great community. PS: This thread began as an idea and developed into a discussion/debate and that's what I believe most users love about Shuzak.
Shuzak's Collaborative Program - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 2
Guests should be able to read Shuzak articles and get a good feel for Shuzak features. Nothing drives me away from a community or service than no concept of features or the overall community culture. Shuzak's about page clearly states: Finally, as a visitor of this network, you are our most important critic and commentator. Most importantly though, if Shuzak is a social network, your argument is basically stating outsiders should be prevented from 'leeching' any information. Sharing is one of the most important elements of any social network. On Shuzak so far, I have seen people share the following: Ideas, feelings, concepts, recommendations, etc. I feel anyone should be able to be a part of Shuzak. It would be selfish for one to think other than that.
Shuzak's Collaborative Program - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
Shuzak is a place to share ideas and have open discussion. Personally, as a web developer I dislike the need (or feeling) to sign up to sites before I can read code snippets (ideas). I also like sites that give you a preview of what's going on. That's what this would be going for, and some realized Shuzak is lacking that.
Shuzak's Collaborative Program - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
Once I get home today, I will hopefully create an example in HTML, no images, just borders to show the layout. If anyone else wants to give it a shot, go for it.
Shuzak's Collaborative Program - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
Well it works in FF2.0 but I'm going to turn it off for now until I can figure it all out.
Suggest Shuzak! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
On Last.fm there is a dashboard for each user when they visit the page. But it only works when they are signed in. We should create one similar but it still will display data if you are or aren't logged in. Here's the new thread for this idea: click me.
Shuzak Current Affairs - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
mc chris - Eating's Not Cheating Why you ask? I hate rap, hip-hop, and pop. But mc chris is a nerdocre hip hop artist and has an incredible flow with his music. My favorite song by him is Boys Don't Cry. It's about him meeting a girl on the internet and falling in love. From Fett's Vette to songs like Wiid you can always go from one song to the other without wanting to change the song ahead. Homepage/Media/Downloads Myspace I suggest mc chris to the fullest.
Music - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
I forgot to mention his homepage where you can download MP3's. mc chris
Music - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
Politics, mass media, TV news, radio stations (except classic rock), lazy f*cks, emos. Fanboyism.
General - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
I'll see what I can do. I've been packed and I'm pretty busy tonight, but I'll get to that ASAP. Find me some bloops, or bleeps, that you would enjoy. Team effort!
Suggest Shuzak! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 3
I believe in aliens. It's something that has always intrigued me. Just think about it. You are in one of the planets in one of the solar systems in one of the galaxies in the universe. You are not the only person, we are not the only beings. Look beyond, it sounds weird, but you must admit, the possible cover up of alien existence is surreal. There have been many things governments have disclosed within our world, so why can they not disclose inter-world information? It's incredible to think about where aliens may be inhabiting, so I am more into the technology they may withhold.
UFO - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
I used to be very anti social (the fuck everyone attitude). I started talking to people in 11th grade and got into the rhythm by the end of my senior year. - Don't consider whether or not your should speak up. If you want to, you need to. - Think, how did everyone else get into that conversation over there? Well, they may know each other, but they just started talking about a subject. - Men going for women: ask them questions to begin. Pretty soon, you'll be having a normal conversation with them.
Social Sciences - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
I am alive. Someone tried to assassinate me. Biography: Josh Hatfield of Ohio. Currently working for iBoomerang.com, Inc. What Do I Do Here?: I take ideas and make them happen
General - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
Skeet, skeet.
News - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
pirana0 or malfuncti0nal - XBOX only
Xbox 360, Xbox Live, etc. - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
I have 2 160gb IDE hard drives. I am looking forward to buying a new computer soon along with 4 500gb SATA hard drives.
Pirates - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
I'll watch 2001 because I've never seen it.
Entertainment Fans - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
So, you all forgot about me? I coded the chat for Shuzak's sake, lol. I try to be active as much as possible, but lately I've been very busy.
Suggest Shuzak! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 2
We bought some Ajax Soap and asked everyone if it was bad if I kept thinking of Javascript...
Geeks - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
As users of Shuzak we have the right to acknowledge the problems that have arisen. There have been several threads about karma problems, one of which was caused by me. There are many more personal opinions than anything. As a group we need to being work on this instead of relying on single individuals to point them out. The popularity of Shuzak sent this place into a renaissance in the wrong direction. I'll agree that the tides need to turn.
Chadrack - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 2
Constantine I have a Waste tutorial from a while ago. Let me get Waste going...
Pirates - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
[code=default] O____) |\ |\[/code] Virtual dog for Lacey and me! Our virtual relationship status went from 0 to +1.
Sex - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 2
Well, I don't see them while I'm at home. Adblock rocks
Shuzak Current Affairs - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
Virtual boyfriend, sure, only as long as I can go on that date next weekend with the other girl. ._________ /__/___\__\ |__|___|__| That's my virtual couch. Cause I'll be sleeping on it for a few days.
Sex - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 3
Timestamps finally work fully! Thanks for the code Paul.
Suggest Shuzak! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
Ati, it's because it's entering in the database different now. Also everyone clear your browser cache.
Suggest Shuzak! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
What can I say, I'm a geek... [12:39] Dr. Red Man: die [12:40] Me: die(); // !!!!!
Internet - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
We had beer, yes we did. See the Beeramid diagram below. We bought 90 altogether. I drank about 6-8 (I got a small tolerance) of them. Along with making green beer in a Kool-Aid container, we had Crown. For about the first hour of drinking, we had a air soft gun fight. After that we were pretty much almost drunk by then. That didn't stop us from sitting down and shooting people. We watched the Boondock Saints for the 3rd time and Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny for the 10th time. It was a good weekend. I think I'm good for a month after that.
Life - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 2
Lol, man chest. Did not want to open that while at work...
The Manly Beard Club - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
Haha, I see the Crazy Ski Hats ad. I agree with Rye: balloon, pop balloon, water balloon, balloon animal, helium filled balloon, blah. (crap-tags)
Shuzak Current Affairs - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
Ugh. [15:16] moj_ptsu: salam [15:18] pirana_0: hi? [15:18] moj_ptsu: hi [15:19] moj_ptsu: I am need the free ipod [15:21] moj_ptsu: Buzz!! [15:21] moj_ptsu: you have ipod free of site [15:21] pirana_0: no. [15:22] moj_ptsu: you give me ipod
Internet - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
You know what I really hate about Shuzak? The Admin.
Shuzak Current Affairs - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
Jim Jones, Scott Peterson, and Stephen Grant. They all sound like killers. Next to come is Jeffrey Dahmer.
Females - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
Samus, I've pointed that out also. I hate that
Shuzak Current Affairs - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
I believe the earth is a rectangular prism in all dishonesty. This website has been around for years now. I used to read it for laughter but it's just too insane to laugh at anymore. These people really do need some help.
Internet - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 2
Rammsetin - Adios Untranslated: Nichts ist für dich, nichts war für dich, nichts bleibt für dich, für immer. Translated: Nothing is for you, nothing was for you, nothing remains for you, forever. Gorillaz - All Alone Chemical cutthroats, Bound to blow the brain out, Cut to the brain, This ain't no game, I'll show no shame, I'll birth this blame, I'm twisted cain. Mindless Self Indulgence - Shut Me Up I can't wait for you to shut me up, And make me hip like badass, I can't wait for you to shut me up, Shut it up.
Music - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
Am I the only one that thinks these three people are one person???
Females - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 2
It'd be nice to have a SVN server put up. :wink:
Shuzak's Collaborative Program - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
How about Waste: waste.sf.net Safest one in my opinion
Pirates - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
User time zone time stamps are now officially implemented. Hopefully they work great...
Shuzak's Collaborative Program - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
I think what I hate about shuzak is the use of colors. Maybe a choosable color scheme. It shouldn't be hard if everything uses CSS. When you get private zaks, that color (#CCFFCC) isn't to my liking... But it still works... "3. I hate it when I cannot scroll up to see what was said so I can catch up when I have to be away." @Philbo on the chat???
Shuzak Current Affairs - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
This dream was probably the most weirdest dream I ever had. I dreamnt I was in some mountainous region and my friends and I were on a trip their to canoe. We went and were walking around this jungle area. Clay mines starting exploding or something then I started running. I was looking back while running and then fell off a cliff and I woke up to falling off a bunk bed. I've also had a ton of weird dreams involving war and apocalyptic times.
Life - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
@Tom and @Lacey. I am going to work on that
Shuzak Current Affairs - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 3
Timestamps and time zone differences have been added!
Shuzak's Collaborative Program - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
Update! Current Location: http://www.shuzak.com/Chat2.php
Shuzak's Collaborative Program - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
93 Chevy Cavalier. It's in decent condition and it can go long distances without problems. Good gas mileage too. Pics:
Cars - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
Cars - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received:
Can I have 101838326938473263 + 1 points?
Sex - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 2
Rob you can help in any way you want. What languages do you know?
Shuzak's Collaborative Program - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
Hey the karma thing was my fault from the who likes porn thread and I was testing possible holes in the ajax. It was a javascript piece that I had been trying to test, because over time people would abuse this. I didn't notice it was actually doing anything at the time, but then I just forgot it was running and passed out. I woke up to Karma for everyone from that thread being very high. It was very visible for any advanced javascript user (we're geeks there's gonna be some of them people) and it's the same kind of script that will alter comments on sites like Digg (but they have fixed theirs). I've already messaged Jawad about it and I also messaged him the script I used. Hopefully he finds this fix.
Suggest Shuzak! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 2
Yeah, there have to be records of Karma given to me and karma given from me in the database. Hopefully Jawad can just delete my SQL records set from 11pm to 8am. I would have turned it off, but like I said I didn't know it was actually doing anything so I was just like I'm going to pass out. My browser was lagging and I was just exhausted.
Suggest Shuzak! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
"yeah im waiting for someone cool. so its all good." That's actually a good thing. Sex screwed up about 75% of my relationships.
Sex - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 2
"So you guys are talking about sex on here now?" Um, if you wanna put it that way, yes
Sex - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
Well any javascript programmer could figure out what I had done. Just a matter of doing it. Everything is supposed to go back to normal in a few days. Or one day. Depends on how busy Jawad is
Suggest Shuzak! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
After you lose your virginity you don't masturbate as much. But I still do my fair share. 1.) Straight or lesbian porn only, just sex. 2.) I usually download a full video, I can't do the picture or clips thing. 3.) I fantasize mostly about sex or getting head. 3.) Furry porn and hentai porn are not my thing.
Sex - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 4
Sex - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received:
Sex - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received:
His ISP shouldn't actually even know that he develops Shuzak. He hosts Shuzak on a host/server, not his personal computer on his network at home.
Shuzak Current Affairs - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
I have a guitar. It's plain and simple. I made a custom AMP out of speakers.
Musicians - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 2
"I get angry that he doesnt hardly give me any hahaha" Ahaha, that was the first sentence I read in your post.
Sex - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 5
I have light brown facial hair and usually I shave it all off or I have a goatee. It works out well.
The Manly Beard Club - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
Work - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received:
I am a web developer for iboomerang.com. There are many more subsites and other domains that I work on also for them. I also work with customers. I get decent pay and I love it.
Work - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
I skateboard a lot and occasionally play a game of football. I love extreme sports.
Sport - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
My dream job would to be a musician. I would love to travel more than I already do and do something I love and have passion for. But for now web development is where I belong.
Work - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
Hey do you mind if I can re-code this Ajax chat room? I can and am willing to. As you know I already know quite a bit.
Suggest Shuzak! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
It would be nice if you could customize your profile but have a Shuzak tool for customizing it and not a user inputted style sheet. Then give users the option if they want to see others designs or not.
Suggest Shuzak! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 2
This is the class file I use at work and for my projects. My friend/co-worker created and I'd like to share it with you all. database.class.php [code=php] <?php require_once("globals.php"); class database { var $id; var $error; function connect() { global $dbhost; global $dbuser; global $dbpassword; global $dbname; if(mysql_connect($dbhost,$dbuser,$dbpassword) && @mysql_select_db($dbname)) { return true; } else { die("<textarea>Couldn't connect to the database.</textarea>"); return false; } } function sendquery($query) { $this->id = FALSE; $result = mysql_query($query); if(!$result) { $this->error = mysql_error(); return FALSE; } else { $this->error = ""; $this->id = mysql_insert_id(); return $result; } } function disconnect() { mysql_close(); } } ?>[/code] globals.php [code=php] <?php $dbhost = "db.ex.com"; $dbuser = "user"; $dbpassword = "pass"; $dbname = "data"; ?>[/code] Here's an example usage... ex.php [code=php] <?php include("database.class.php"); $database = new database; $db = $database; $db->connect(); $sql = "SELECT id,name FROM ex_table"; if($result=$db->sendquery($sql)) { $numrows=mysql_num_rows($result); if($numrows) { for($i=0;$i<$numrows;$i++) { $id=mysql_result($result,$i,"id"); $name=mysql_result($result,$i,"name"); echo "ID: $id<br />Name: $name"; } else { echo "No rows found."; } } else { echo "Query: $sql<br />Error: $db->error"; } ?>[/code] The example might have some errors I just threw it together. Show credit where credit is due
MySQL - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
Using the Firefox extension Firebug shows this error over and over. Seems request438674.createRequest is not a function http://www.shuzak.com/Chat.php?Chatroom_ID=1 Line 63 And on the file http://www.shuzak.com/Ajax-2-Get-Chat-Messages.php you get this message: Warning: mysqli_num_rows() expects parameter 1 to be mysqli_result, boolean given in /home/shuzak/public_html/Ajax-2-Get-Chat-Messages.php on line 95
Suggest Shuzak! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
Suggest Shuzak! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received:
http://pirana0.com/scripts/shuzak-chat-smileys.js Run this right before it hits the Ajax to replace the smileys with the appropriate img tags. [code=JavaScript] function $(a) { return document.getElementById(a) } function Smiley_Replace() { output = $("input_chat").value output = output.replace(/\:\)/g,"<img src=\"http://www.shuzak.com/img/emotions/smile.png\" \/>" output = output.replace(/\:\(/g,"<img src=\"http://www.shuzak.com/img/emotions/sad.png\" \/>" output = output.replace(/\/g,"<img src=\"http://www.shuzak.com/img/emotions/weird.png\" \/>" output = output.replace(/\/g,"<img src=\"http://www.shuzak.com/img/emotions/angry.png\" \/>" output = output.replace(/\/g,"<img src=\"http://www.shuzak.com/img/emotions/tricky.png\" \/>" output = output.replace(/;\)/g,"<img src=\"http://www.shuzak.com/img/emotions/wink.png\" \/>" output = output.replace(/\/g,"<img src=\"http://www.shuzak.com/img/emotions/bigsmile.png\" \/>" output = output.replace(/8\)/g,"<img src=\"http://www.shuzak.com/img/emotions/cool.png\" \/>" $("main_chat").innerHTML = output }[/code]
Suggest Shuzak! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 4
http://digg.com/users/pirana0
Digg - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
With an array it could be done with less code but I just threw this together quickly. Regex, as you mentioned above, does not necessarily have to be used.
Suggest Shuzak! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
Lol, Lypsis I see it. Hint "ladies".
Life - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 2
The request(numhere).createRequest() function seems broken.
Suggest Shuzak! - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
I'm with Scorcho, Damon Albarn all the way. His work with the Gorillaz was very creative. The story line of all the members of the (virtual) band was the best part of it. Blur has awesome lyrics along with his new project The Good, The Bad, and The Queen.
Music - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
http://last.fm/user/pirana0 I've been a subscriber before (I just haven't renewed it in awhile). Also, I don't want to be a spammer but this tool I made is very useful: http://pirana0.com/last.fm (source code available for download)
Last.fm - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
echo "I use echo. ";
PHP - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 1
I listen to a lot of different music. My favorite bands are: Rammstein, Gorillaz, and Mindless Self Indulgence. Some others I should mention are: mc chris and RHCP
Music - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0
Me above. Thought I was signed in.
Internet - Posted By joshua hatfield - Karma received: 0